Affliction

Happy Passover, yo.

They weren't kidding when they called matzah the "bread of affliction." No shit, Sherlock. Man, that stuff can be vile. And that's without the horseradish.

I made my own egg salad yesterday (I know, veganfail -- but the thought of tofu on matzah is enough to make me weep). It was OK, but next time I need to add salt. Or Dijon mustard. Or chocolate.

So if any of my fellow Tribe members are reading this -- what are your favorite Passover foods? (Or is that an oxymoron?)

Comments

Anonymous said…
Watermelon, Honeydew, Cantaloupe, Pineapple, Grapes

Use the bread of affliction to scoop up fruit salad
Marq 2.0 said…
Actually, I rather love the matzot with horseradish. And matzot brei? I could eat that all year if I had the energy to actually make it!
Jeanne Stein said…
I love those sour fruit gel candy things...but I'm not a Tribe member, not officially.

XO J.
Karen said…
I love the potato latkes (is that how its spelled?) My father-in-law buys frozen tater tots...yum

(Hey, it beats my mother's Easter egg salad!)
Jackie said…
Jeanne, you most certainly are. Anyone who knows a Jewish author is automatically an honorary member of the Tribe. :D
Anonymous said…
i love matza bread...but i'm not jewish lol

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