But what is my point? I'll tell you. Just moments ago I realized that THE BLOG IS MINE (and maybe Anton's... and whoever else didn't go to the con...and sure we have to give it back... and okay, so the others might still go ahead and post from the con as well, but...) ALL MINE!!! BWAHAHA! Run for your lives! Quake before the power, the madness, the insanity... of an author who up too late and being A BIT SILLY!
And, oddly, thinking about those old PC versus Mac commercials.
Wouldn't it be cool if they did Werewolf versus Vampire Commercials?
I think if I scripted one, it would go like this…
Werewolf: Hi! I'm a Werewolf
Vampire: And I'm a vampire.
Werewolf: You're standing on the wrong side.
Vampire: Really? Why is that?
Werewolf: Because if we're going to draw the obvious PC/Mac comparison, then I should be on the right.
Vampire: You think?
Werewolf: Yes! I'm superior! I'm a living breathing creature of the night. I-
Vampire: Chase cars.
Werewolf: Chase cars
Vampire: Bark at the mail man
Werewolf: Bark at the mail man.
Vampire: Hump peoples' legs
Werewolf: Hump peoples' legs
Vampire: Are totally subject to Vampire Hypnosis.
Werewolf: Am totally subject to Vampire Hypnosis
Werewolf looks confused.
Vampire: Jedi Schmedi. They learned that mind trick stuff from us.
Vampire: Roll over.
Happy weekend everyone! The others will be back soon. :)