It's True. I've Seen It!

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Jaye's not lying. There's somethin' over there.

There's also something coming to this spot. Something big. Something different. Something smelly?

Could be. But I bet it's a new site with new members and something else. Hmm.

Comments

Anonymous said…
I totally showered early. It's not me.
January 28, 2009 at 3:28 PM
Anonymous said…
Who's week is it to throw lye on the the bodies? Peeler?
January 28, 2009 at 4:42 PM
Anonymous said…
Whose week is it to correct my grammar? Kessler?
January 28, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Anonymous said…
Oh I wish I could smell the smelly smells. Gots me a cold. Ucky.
January 28, 2009 at 5:01 PM
Anonymous said…
I did the lye last week. Make one of the boys do it. They don't have manicures.
January 28, 2009 at 7:14 PM
Anonymous said…
Does that mean the new members are big, different and smelly? ;-)

Have a lovely day! :-)
January 28, 2009 at 7:59 PM
Anonymous said…
I prefer zaftig, odd, and fragrant, Tez. ;-)
January 28, 2009 at 8:02 PM
Anonymous said…
I think there needs to be a voting process to decide who should handle the lye. of course it should only include the boys . . . ;)
January 29, 2009 at 5:19 AM
Anonymous said…
Can we vote with whipping?
January 29, 2009 at 6:31 AM
Anonymous said…
I'll spread the frickin' lye! Jesus!
January 29, 2009 at 9:03 AM
Anonymous said…
Wow. You guys are really excited about this website. And lye. How many days until it launches? I'm not sure I caught that.
January 29, 2009 at 10:06 AM
Anonymous said…
Did someone say whipping?? I'll get my whip!!! :) Ask Mark... I'm good with it.
January 29, 2009 at 10:38 AM
Anonymous said…
Jackie, careful-- there's always plenty of room in the lye pit.
January 29, 2009 at 12:27 PM
Anonymous said…
Actually, I just had a mani-pedi, so I'm out of the lye throwing business for at least a week.

Now it's back to the lie throwing business of book three...
January 29, 2009 at 3:46 PM
Anonymous said…
Can I pick a scented lye? The fresh rain stuff makes me sneeze, but I'd go for something pepperminty. Will there be refreshments in the lye pit? Wine? Maybe a little coffee? I'll bring snacks!
January 29, 2009 at 8:41 PM
Anonymous said…
I eat lye for breakfast--I'll do it.

And I showered.

DC :)
January 30, 2009 at 1:57 PM
Anonymous said…
I would eat most anything if you served it with bacon uptop that mo'.
January 31, 2009 at 8:39 AM
Anonymous said…
Tomorrow's the Big Day. I'm all tingly. Wait. Nevermind, my foot went to sleep while watching the game. My bad. Carry one. Nothing to see here.
February 1, 2009 at 7:34 PM
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