Cover for the new Jane Jameson book!

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Isn't this the cutest cover? Please note the bat-shaped engagement ring on Jane's finger. To pre-order, click here.

Just as Jane Jameson’s unlife seems to be stabilizing, fate sinks its fangs firmly into her butt. Despite her near-phobia of all things marital, her no-frills nighttime nuptials to her sexy boyfriend Gabriel are coming along smoothly. But the road to wedded bliss gets bumpy when a teenage acquaintance is fatally wounded in front of Jane’s shop and she turns him to save his life. The Council pronounces Jane responsible for the newborn vamp until he can control his thirst.

The cover copy:


Jane’s kitchen at River Oaks barely holds enough Faux Type O to satiate the cute teen’s appetite and maintain Gabriel’s jealous streak at a slow simmer. As if keeping her hyperactive childe from sucking the blood out of the entire neighborhood isn’t enough to deal with, the persnickety ghost of Jane’s newly deceased Grandma Ruthie has declared a war on the fanged residents of River Oaks. Suddenly,
choosing monogrammed cocktail napkins and a cake that she can’t eat seems downright relaxing in comparison.

Tensions inside the house are growing…and outside, a sinister force is aiming a stake straight for the center of Gabriel’s heart. Most brides just have to worry about choosing the right dress, but Jane fears that at this rate, she’ll never make it down the aisle for the wedding all nice girls dream of….

Comments

The Frizzy Hooker said…
Wowser
what a coincidence. I just wrote a sorta book review on Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs last night.
I really enjoy your books. They are great reading for those times when I am forced to wait for something awful to happen (at the OBGYN)
October 19, 2011 at 7:49 AM
Lisa Richards/alterlisa said…
Rushed right out to put this on my wishlist. Was just looking through my
TBR pile and looking for something to
make me laugh as I've been on a thrill/suspense kick for awhile. Jane is always spot on for a laugh. I didn't realize the next book was out in a few months, Yah!
Can't wait to see what Grannie's up to.

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October 25, 2011 at 8:46 AM
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October 28, 2011 at 7:43 PM
Anonymous said…
Whatever it takes to get you through the annual exam, sweetie.:)
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