Monday evils

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Which is more deadly: a five year old farting on your lap, or a seven year old burping hot-dog burps in your face?

Ah, parenthood.

List your Monday evils!

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Anonymous said…
Noxious dog farts from a doggie which managed to wolf down human food. She reeeeeeeks if she eats human food, but she loves it so.

And my children think it's a hysterical game to sit on each other and fart, so just be glad it's still innocent at this point. :)

~Jana
November 10, 2008 at 1:03 PM
Anonymous said…
Work
November 10, 2008 at 2:39 PM
Anonymous said…
Sore muscles (from helping some friends move), sick wife, and this comment from my eldest about our new puppy, "Dad! Amber pooped in the kitchen and she's eating it."

Going to work was kind of a relief today.
November 10, 2008 at 2:42 PM
Anonymous said…
I vote dog farts too...and 15 YO boys who won't clean their room, do their homework or speak to you! Though the not speaking thing is actually not so bad :)
November 12, 2008 at 11:02 AM
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