My Life is Being Run By a Little Purple Monster...

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Seriously, look at this little guy's garden. I tend the stupid thing each and every day. I grow virtual tomatoes, carrots, cabbage, strawberries, corn, pumpkins, and watermelons... Why do I do this, you ask? So that he can sell them and have kinzcash of course.

And why, you may ask, is that important? Because when my sons want to bring their WebKinz to visit my WebKin... they have to have cool places to hang out, right?

Like for Christmas morning:

...and stuff. That's a necessity... isn't it?

/sigh

Who am I kidding? WebKinz really have eaten my brain. I even take Stanton, the white mouse, around with me to conventions. I do it because my youngest son asked me to do it, but still...

Help! Help! The WebKin got me! And he's smiling, too!

Comments

Anonymous said…
Ok, I got a WebKinz as a gift last year and I've been afraid to do anything with it. Your post has not allayed that fear.
December 23, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Anonymous said…
Heh. Try it! You'll like it. :)

BWAHAHAHA!
December 23, 2008 at 3:57 PM
Anonymous said…
I have escaped Webkinz thus far, but only because my oldest is 4years old. She does have a MyEPet though, which is EXACTLY the same thing. When she realizes there are more options of toys with coinciding online sites available, I'm in trouble. As it is she gets herself to the websites for disney playhouse, barbie, my little ponies, nickjr, pixie hollow, pbskids.... the list is endless.
December 24, 2008 at 9:42 AM
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