You Say It's Your Birthday

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Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy 38th birthday, dear meeeeeeeeeee
Happy birthday to me!

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Anonymous said…
A very happy birthday to you!! Did you get to celebrate? Cake? Candles? Naked menz? *g*
December 8, 2008 at 7:43 PM
Anonymous said…
Happy Birthday. Hope that you had a wonderful day.
December 8, 2008 at 8:43 PM
Anonymous said…
Oh shit woman! I was going to throw up a birthday card for you, but now you've gone and done it.

Happy Birthday, anyway.

This damn flu claims another victim. Sorry Jackie.
December 8, 2008 at 9:13 PM
Anonymous said…
Happy birthday and I hope your day involved many, many cupcakes.
December 8, 2008 at 10:30 PM
Anonymous said…
Happy Birthday!! :D
December 9, 2008 at 12:41 AM
Anonymous said…
Happy birthday Jackie! I was so busy whining and moping abouy my baby getting older I forgot you guys share a b-day!

I hope she turns out just like you. :-)
December 9, 2008 at 2:57 AM
Anonymous said…
Happy Birthday, Jackie!!!

I think I'm a bit late, now, but the thought was there. ;)

*hugs*
December 9, 2008 at 4:26 AM
Anonymous said…
Happiest Bday Wishes, Jackie! :)
December 9, 2008 at 4:47 AM
Anonymous said…
Happy Birthday, Jackie!!!!
December 9, 2008 at 7:02 AM
Anonymous said…
Happy Birthday Jackie! I hope that your day was filled with all the things that you wanted to do. Did you get lots of really cool presents??
December 9, 2008 at 7:53 AM
Anonymous said…
Happy Birthday to you... and when I win the mega millions tonight I will buy you a super duper faboulouso gift.
December 9, 2008 at 11:55 AM
Anonymous said…
Thanks so much, everyone! It's official: I have a strand of silver in my otherwise raven hair, and my boobs look better in a bra than not. But hey -- not dead yet!
December 9, 2008 at 7:06 PM
Anonymous said…
"my boobs look better in a bra than not"

--I was just complaining about this to my hubby! LOL! And he went on to tell me about one of his dad's friends who said (in all seriousness) nipples are like the sun (I kid you not)... in the morning they are high in the sky and by evening they begin to sink below the horizon. His folks and their friends are all potsmoking hippies.
I say the bigger they are the farther they fall. Ah well...
December 9, 2008 at 9:15 PM
Anonymous said…
Happy Belated Birthday, Jackie. I hope it was great.

Carol
December 12, 2008 at 6:01 AM
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