So I have a serious fashion dilemma.
The thing is, I'm not normally stumped. I definitely have my own "style." I'm not claiming it's actually "stylish, but it's my own style.
And yet sometimes you get an invite to something so new and exciting that you need a little help with what to wear.
Like tea with the Queen!
Or a really fancy horse race!
Or a date with a Finnish death metal drummer who is reputed to have eaten his own pinkie finger, raw, after chopping it off with an axe one night when he was drunk on acquavit!
Ukso was a big softie, once you got to know him.
Anyway, I'm confronted with just such an occasion.
What does one wear to a former cockfighting bar?
I'm thinking this is too much:
What do you think I should wear?