Presenting...the Brains and Janes Contest, because two Janes are better than one, and zombies can't get enough Brains. Also, we're writers and we like superfluous rhyme schemes.
Your mission: To go to super-agent Janet Reid's blog to complete the following joke, with as much humor and originality as you can muster:
"A monster-slaying governess, a vampire librarian, and a professorial zombie walk into a bar..." That's it! That's all we're giving you. The rest is up to you.
Your reward: Brains and Janes, of course. A copy of Brains by Robin Becker, of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs, and of Jane Slayre by Sherri Browning Erwin and Charlotte Bronte. Winners will be determined by Robin, Sherri and myself, with a little help from Janet and my own super-agent, Stephany. Go on, impress us! Make us laugh!
For contest entry and rules, go here