Saturday, January 16, 2010

What's this then...?

Oh, hello there.

Umm... (ouch, stop poking me, Mark!) So yeah, hi... my name is Kat and I'm a reluctant adult.

I didn't used to be a reluctant adult. Oh, no. Let me tell you, back when I was eight or so, I was all ready to do that, but, you know, eventually it just became a massive burden. But then it was too late. I was wearing suits and heels, jockeying a desk, going out for lunches, and all that adult stuff. It really pissed my fifth grade teacher off. We had a talk. You know:

The Talk.

But it didn't help. In fact, nothing helped until I hit college. that's when I met my best friend in the fight against adulthood: drinking. And its buddy procrastination. And I've been working that team like a plow horse ever since.

Now, alas, I do occasionally have to act like an adult, put on the suit and heels, take a lunch....

But I make sure I take my buddies along.

May I have another whiskey, please?

13 comments:

Jackie Uhrmacher said...

Always good to see another reluctant adult! : )

Nicole Peeler said...

YAY YAY YAY! KAT!

Hagelrat said...

Sweetp I knew you were a reluctant adult waiting to happen! Fab that you are here now. Yay! Woot! Happy Dance!

Anonymous said...

You do know the new guy/girl buys the first dozen or so rounds? Right?

-Tom

Kat Richardson said...

W00t bring on the rounds! We are talking ammo here, right...?

synde said...

'bout time Kat! ;)

RKCharron said...

Hi Kat :)
Thanks for the fun post!
I look forward to reading you here.
xoxo

GB (formerly JD) said...

Welcome, Kat!

Aline Harris said...

Welcome!

Carolyn Crane said...

Hey Kat!

Kat Richardson said...

Thank you thank you, I shall try to keep the screaming to a low throb.

Qwill said...

Welcome! I'm so glad that they roped you into joining! (They did use a rope didn't they?)

Kat Richardson said...

Threats of monofilament and icocane powder...

Who the HELL Do We Think We Are?

We're a bunch of paranormal romance and urban fantasy authors who occasionally blog, make filthy jokes and prowl the halls of conferences and conventions with switchblades!

Current roster: Mario Acevedo, Michele Bardsley, Sonya Bateman, Dakota Cassidy, Carolyn Crane, Molly Harper, Kevin Hearne, Mark Henry, Stacia Kane, Jackie Kessler, J.F. Lewis, Daniel Marks, Richelle Mead, Kelly Meding, Allison Pang, Nicole Peeler, Kat Richardson, Michelle Rowen, Diana Rowland, Jeanne C. Stein, K.A. Stewart, Anton Strout, and Jaye Wells

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