Another Halloween, come and gone--with Liz Scheier, Senior Editor, Del Rey
A typical Halloween in the life of a glamorous NY editor:
The rundown:
Excellent costumes worn: 1
Last minute seams stitched: 4
Minutes of frantic stapling employed when ran out of stitching time: 2
Profanities used when accidentally stapled costume to own underwear, while wearing it: 7
Men who made obnoxiously loud comments in favor of quality of legs: 17
Number of them slapped: 0 (although it was tempting)
Number of friends pickpocketed: 1
Zeitgeist costume: bees and ladybugs (???)
Best costumes: Shaun of the Dead, Dumbledore's Facebook page
Past awkward dates seen: 1
Ideas for next year: 0 (thus far)
(Y'all, I also have an incredibly silly picture of Liz--which she claims is her in a Halloween costume, but I'm not so sure--which I am saving for a later date. Or possibly using for blackmail purposes, should such become necessary. Muahahahaha!
~~Stacia)
The rundown:
Excellent costumes worn: 1
Last minute seams stitched: 4
Minutes of frantic stapling employed when ran out of stitching time: 2
Profanities used when accidentally stapled costume to own underwear, while wearing it: 7
Men who made obnoxiously loud comments in favor of quality of legs: 17
Number of them slapped: 0 (although it was tempting)
Number of friends pickpocketed: 1
Zeitgeist costume: bees and ladybugs (???)
Best costumes: Shaun of the Dead, Dumbledore's Facebook page
Past awkward dates seen: 1
Ideas for next year: 0 (thus far)
(Y'all, I also have an incredibly silly picture of Liz--which she claims is her in a Halloween costume, but I'm not so sure--which I am saving for a later date. Or possibly using for blackmail purposes, should such become necessary. Muahahahaha!
~~Stacia)
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