Christine! Strawberry Girl. Christine! Banana Split Lady.
Here's a video for you on your special day!
And what's this, Christine?
Why it's a really shitty picture of your prize. Signed book plates for each of the three contracted books (Happy Hour, Road Trip and American Minions), two vials of genuine zombie plague, a zombie head finger mask, postcards and you'll be the first to have some of my business cards (they showed up this weekend). I wish I could send you a pen, but they're delayed. :(
Anyhow, email me: firstname.lastname@example.org
Don't forget to give me your address and thanks for stopping by the book club to chat!