Ever come up with a word that makes perfect sense in your head, then makes you cringe/cry/LOL as soon as you actually type it?
I've been doing some world-building on a potential new project, and I needed a slang word for penitentiary guards. First thought was Peni guard, which I then shortened to Peni.
Works perfectly, yes?
Until I needed to pluralize it for a sentence.
This is what I typed: The Penis hated him on principal.
My cat woke up and glared at me for laughing so hard.
What have you written lately that compares?