Thanks to everyone that replied to the contest on Friday! I am happy to say that I have chosen a winner:
Collette's answer actually made me sportle. That's the sound you make when you snort, spew your drink, and milk comes out of your nose. All at the same time. for real.
Collette, please email me at jillmyles at Gmail.com and let me know which two books you want, and your deets.