It's an Early Valentine!

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Sometimes, when a writer's books don't do well, the best thing they can do is abandon their name and create a pseudonym. I created two. Daniel and Amanda. They don't always see eye to eye. In fact, sometimes they come to blows. Daniel enjoys YA books and writing teenage angst and secret love. Amanda gets off on hardcore porn and tripping the elderly. But somehow, these two found each other...

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Come out and see both this weekend in Denver! Actually, I'll be there too, at the Broadway Book Mall on Friday and the Art Salon on Saturday. Until then. What do y'all think about pseudonyms?

Comments

Teril said…
LOL that was great. Chocked on some coffee. Nice bends and buns there Mark.
February 8, 2011 at 8:25 AM
Jaye Wells said…
Your hip thrusts are mesmerizing.
February 8, 2011 at 8:29 AM
Michele Writes said…
Entertaining. And disturbing.
February 8, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Nicole Peeler said…
I musta sat in a puddle!
February 8, 2011 at 1:39 PM
Debi Murray said…
I fear I shall never recover from watching that....somebody bleach my eyeballs, quickly!
February 8, 2011 at 1:54 PM
T.M. Thomas said…
I can never unsee that. Thanks.
February 8, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Riva said…
Now that song is stuck in my head forever, triggering horiffic memories of this video. Can I sue?
February 9, 2011 at 7:31 AM
Zita said…
That was...Wow! And a happy valentine to both of you! (You know, there's a pill for that)
February 9, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Carolyn Crane said…
yes, yes, yes YES YES!!! *klunk*
February 12, 2011 at 1:51 PM
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