I was watching the news tonight and saw a feature about a woman who has dubbed herself, "The Chupacabra Lady." No, she's not a chupacabra, herself. Instead, she has dedicated her life to collecting evidence about the existence of the elusive goat sucker.
But seriously, how cool is Chupacabra Lady for a nickname?
I used to call myself the Queen of Sucktown whenever I'd get a rejection. If you're gonna suck you might as well be the Queen of suckers. But now, I think I need to come up with a new moniker.
Okay, I totally forgot where I was going with this. So I'll close with the burning question you're all anticipating:
Why hasn't anyone ever written about a were-chupacabra?
ETA: Ask and you shall receive.