Throwin' that gauntlet down!
Yes. Here I am, throwing it down. And who am I throwing it at?
JAYE WELLS.
See, last night I was hanging around on Twitter. (What? I wasn't avoiding work! No, no, not me! I was, um, keeping tabs on everyone else. Because that's my job.)
Anyway. I was on Twitter. As was a certain Miss Jaye Wells. And Miss Jaye was bemoaning her own lack of balls--figuratively--when it comes to doing awesome things with her hair. To whit: Jaye feels that, had she any GUTS, she would do black-and-red streaks in her hair like the fantastic heroine of her fantastic book RED-HEADED STEPCHILD (and its sure-to-be-fantastic sequels, as Jaye is a kick-ass writer).
And you know what? I personally feel the same. If Jaye had any guts, she would do it.
And so the gauntlet is thrown. IF Miss Jaye does the hairy deed, and goes black with red streaks, *I* will put red streaks in my own bleached-white hair. And I'm talking red, folks; dark, primary-color red. AND I will post pictures here on the League blog.
So. Do you think she'll have the nerve? Do you think I'll follow through? Whose will look cooler?
I'm betting she'll wimp out. Who's with me?
You have two weeks, Jaye. Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
Let the trash-talking begin!!
JAYE WELLS.
See, last night I was hanging around on Twitter. (What? I wasn't avoiding work! No, no, not me! I was, um, keeping tabs on everyone else. Because that's my job.)
Anyway. I was on Twitter. As was a certain Miss Jaye Wells. And Miss Jaye was bemoaning her own lack of balls--figuratively--when it comes to doing awesome things with her hair. To whit: Jaye feels that, had she any GUTS, she would do black-and-red streaks in her hair like the fantastic heroine of her fantastic book RED-HEADED STEPCHILD (and its sure-to-be-fantastic sequels, as Jaye is a kick-ass writer).
And you know what? I personally feel the same. If Jaye had any guts, she would do it.
And so the gauntlet is thrown. IF Miss Jaye does the hairy deed, and goes black with red streaks, *I* will put red streaks in my own bleached-white hair. And I'm talking red, folks; dark, primary-color red. AND I will post pictures here on the League blog.
So. Do you think she'll have the nerve? Do you think I'll follow through? Whose will look cooler?
I'm betting she'll wimp out. Who's with me?
You have two weeks, Jaye. Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
Let the trash-talking begin!!
Comments
I do believe the agreement was we'd both do it together. Seems to me you're praying I'll back out so you don't have to do it.
Looks like this Candy Kane's got no flavor.
I don't remember an agreement I remember a DARE.
There's plenty of flavor in this Candy Kane. I'm just waiting for you to step up, woman. Or should I say...girl?
So how about it Leaguers? If I dye my hair red and black in the next two weeks, not only does Stacia have to dye her hair, she also has to ... ? Hmm?
... join RWA.
... get a Jaye RAWKS tat.
I'm just throwin' that out. Make if it what you will.
KL, I've already written some Mark/Mario slash (um, for my private entertainment), so that'll be easy. But hey, since when do I have to be the one to do extra stuff? What does Jaye have to do if I follow through?
Hee, I've been the Deadly Nightshade color twice. It's really pretty.
B) I still haven't paid anyone back for the Gun Bra incident, and you happen to be handy.
But I STILL say you should have to do something too.
I told my hairdresser a few months ago that I was thinking of adding purple. He wouldn't let me. Could be mistaken, but the message seemed to be that ship had sailed.
You know you're getting older when your hairdresser smacks you down for wanting a non-natural hair color in your hair.
As for the Mark/Mario slash, I think it's high time you shared that on a blog, missy!
That's right. I said underwire.
I was Xena in another life.
And how do you know the undercarriage isn't already dyed?
I think I'll go sit quietly in the corner with TM while he sobs.
As for day jobs, I'm lucky as I get to be the crazy, liberal, yankee, urban fantasizing, wacky professor. People expect the crazy, from moi.
Thom: Nice. I strike again.
Looking forward to seeing pics of the results.
Kelly: let's totally rock out for Dragon*con.
Jaye: I'm going to the salon Friday. I'll do something thrilling and extreme just for you. ;-)
And I've got you all beat since I've been slowly dyeing my hair gray for years. It almost looks natural. ;)
If Stacia goes red and white striped, maybe Jeremy should bleach in some white stars in her about to be blue beard, then they can stand next to each other and pretend to be the American Flag.
a couple of patriots like you, you know you wanna do it.
Probably not since, I do it for my own amusement.
Also, there'll be no hair dye going anywhere near this head. Last time, there were reprisals.
Oh and Stace, feel free to post your Mark/Mario slash but beware, I own the copyright on those photos!
I'll just be in the corner over there with TM and Kelly.