Indulge me, this is actually funny

What Happens on Halloween

as told to me by my almost-four-year-old daughter

Faery (this is her codename): Mommy, Halloween is scary. Because the aliens always come to earth, and they come into my room and go into my closet. And they steal my underpants.

Me: Oh, is that what they do?

Faery: Yes. They go into the closet and they take my underpants to space!

Me: Well, we'll have to keep watch then, won't we?

Faery: Yes. Because I want to keep my underpants.



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