Something happened today that really puts things in perspective and makes you reevaluate your life. An event so earth shattering that you'll likely be changed forever once it's revealed; one of those tragic indicators of our fragile state on this planet. I, for one, am humbled.
I'm talking, of course, about the news that Hollywood celebrities will have to do without this year.
Moment of silence.
This year, the "goodie bags" at the Oscars will be filled with 80% less bling.
I'm going to give you a moment for that and everything it means to sink in. Because, do you really want to live in a world where Brangelina can't have the shiniest new cell phones to reflect their signal of hope to unwanted babies everywhere? How do you think Jennifer Aniston is going to feel when she opens her bag and pulls out a linty Zagnut? NOT. HAPPY. That's how! Hasn't she been through enough?
(quick aside: is it to early for a Rhianna joke?)
I didn't think so...
What is Rhianna supposed to think when she opens her bag and finds only a lone jar of MAC ultimate cover-up (graciously donated)?
Do you see?
It hurts everyone, people.
If I could have a goodie bag, I'd fill it with love and anus jokes.
What's in your discount Hollywood goodie bag?