Vamp Pride
There's trouble brewing among the undead, people.
Surely you're aware that the current mainstream popularity of vampire lore had spawned a new generation of wannabe vampires. You know the type. They wear lots of black, think they discovered Bauhaus and demand their parents now call them "Raven" or "Morpheus." Although, I guess these days they're going by "Bella" and "Edward." Back in the eighties, we called these kids Goths. In the nineties, we had the emos. And now, in the naughties, we've got the Twibiters (trademarked, bitches!).
Anyway, the real vampires are pissed. They're not going to stand for these tween bloodsuckers co-opting their lifestyle anymore.
I don't know about you, but I'm thinking the next obvious step is Vamp Pride Day. It's time for real vampires to come out of the coffin and demand their rights. I can already see the flag- a black bat on a field of red. Vampires of the world unite!
Obviously, our fanged friends will need a catchy slogan to shout at their parade. What should it be? Hmm?
Surely you're aware that the current mainstream popularity of vampire lore had spawned a new generation of wannabe vampires. You know the type. They wear lots of black, think they discovered Bauhaus and demand their parents now call them "Raven" or "Morpheus." Although, I guess these days they're going by "Bella" and "Edward." Back in the eighties, we called these kids Goths. In the nineties, we had the emos. And now, in the naughties, we've got the Twibiters (trademarked, bitches!).
Anyway, the real vampires are pissed. They're not going to stand for these tween bloodsuckers co-opting their lifestyle anymore.
I don't know about you, but I'm thinking the next obvious step is Vamp Pride Day. It's time for real vampires to come out of the coffin and demand their rights. I can already see the flag- a black bat on a field of red. Vampires of the world unite!
Obviously, our fanged friends will need a catchy slogan to shout at their parade. What should it be? Hmm?
Comments
I'm just sayinn'.... in my opinion, it just sounds very stupid, and bottom line....That shit's just NOT safe!
As for the Vamp Pride Day slogan...sorry I'm blanking. But I'll second JD's slogan idea...
"We're here, sunlight we fear, get used to it."
And I back Vickie's slogan 100%! Sent coffee shooting straight out of my nose onto the keyboard. Luckily everyone is at lunch, so there weren't any witnesses.
In any case, I'm all for a Vamp Pride Day. Call me in!
"When vampires become trendy, only trendoids will be vampires"
"We're dead, blood's red, get used to it!"
"What do we want? -Blood!"
"When do we want it? - Between sunset and sunrise!"
and of course...
"Take back the night!"
(Twibiters! That's so brilliant!)
So, Vamp Pride NIGHT.
How about, We Own the Night! Join us for a Bite.
i know im a perv
let's rock the vamp vote
we will suck your blood, better than the govt will